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Modern AU Headcanon

Levi has a problem. A big problem. A problem by the name of Eren Jaeger, his niece’s childhood friend. Because Eren Jaeger’s got a pretty face, pretty eyes, and a pretty rear end and Levi’s constantly questioning his sanity and morals and whether or not he should hand himself over to the authorities — I’m having inappropriate thoughts about a young man half my age. Please throw me behind bars.

And, well, Levi kinda thinks, despite the age barrier, that maybe he has a chance with this cute kid because he’s always nice to Levi, always brightens up when Levi’s around, always goes out of his way to say hi and talk to him — How are you today, Mr. Ackerman? 

Or, he thought he had a chance until one day Eren beams all cute and stuff and says, “I don’t remember my dad much, but I dunno, I’d like to think he’d be like you.”

All of Levi’s hopes and dreams are promptly shattered as one single word reverberates to his very soul: DADZONED. 

His dismay only lasts for .03 seconds before he starts thinking, oh, maybe that won’t be so bad. And thus begins Levi’s fantasies of Eren calling him ‘daddy’ in bed.