Levi stopped in his tracks when the front door of the shop burst open and a man – no doubt a patron – was thrown onto the sidewalk.
“If I ever see you around here again, I’ll kick your ass so hard –“ Levi couldn’t see him, but he recognized Eren’s angry voice, “you won’t be able to sit straight for the rest of your life, your children won’t be able to sit straight, your children’s children won’t be able to, either, and their children won’t be able to…” The man scrambled to his feet, nearly slipping in his haste to get away, “Yeah you better run, piece of shit scum.”
[…]
“Did that man… harass you?” Levi asked, mentally patting himself on the back for sounding composed.
“Eh,” Eren made a face, feeling way more self-conscious in Levi’s presence as he tugged the hems of the skirt down, “He copped a feel.”
Based of of the bonus chapter of this wonderful fic by jaegerbait
Yay for shitty backgrounds! Plus I can’t draw faces!





