andreaphobia:

hello let me tell you about how much i want spice and wolf erejean

jean k is a traveling merchant

one evening while stopped at a particular town he discovers a naked dude with wolf ears and a tail hiding out in his wagon

that naked dude turns out to be a capricious, centuries-old pagan wolf god of the hunt named eren

eren’s been aiding that town’s hunters for many years ‘cause he made a promise with them a long time ago, but as time passed they began to forsake him and forgot about the promise

anyway basically he’s bored (and lonely) and he wants to see the world so he strikes a deal with jean and gets jean to take him with….. also he has to borrow jean’s clothes bc he’s naked (<3)

and they just travel around different towns seeing the world and eren gets to see how much things have changed and try lots of different types of food

they argue about the stupidest things while they’re sitting on that cart together like why is the sky blue or which part of a pie is most delicious (jean maintains that it is the crust but eren LOVES THE FILLING)

and they share rooms at inns they pass through and eren is totally unselfconscious because hey he’s a god not a human so he happily strips in front of jean and lounges around half-clothed (resulting in many awkward boners for jean and much teasing of the silly human who can’t control his base impulses)

he’s also usually sloppy and messy with everything but he’s REALLY PICKY about his tail don’t mess with his tail he grooms it every day

oh yeah, and occasionally jean gets himself into a spot of trouble… but that’s ok, eren can transform back into a gigantic wolf monster and save his butt

so anyway yes. i want this. a lot